Like it says on our Who We Are page, we don't like sacred cows unless they're ground up and put on a bun. If any of our shirts offend you, just remember, it's all a joke. Lighten up! 

All of our shirts are preshrunk and made from 100% cotton.

The men's t-shirt is dark brown.

The women's fitted baby tee is chocolate brown.

Choose your size and gender below.  .